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I can't believe it! This bitch just killed Big Bird!

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Sure, I'll vote, but someone has to die.

[via Happy Place]

'Cause mine's all, "Tax cuts for the rich!!"

And I'm just like, "Shut up and eat these blended peas!"

[via It Makes No Sense]

Barack Obama is still our president.

November 2nd is election day. So make sure you vote! Not just for the sticker but for the greater good of our society.

In California, we've got Prop 19 on the table. It's the maybe legalization of pot, people.

What is that old saying, someday you'll be able to do in the privacy of your home what Zach Galifianakis does on national TV?

Someday.

[via TBT]

Not for real things like government and law, but for important things like the best web meme of 2009!

It's the URLies, Urlesque's web awards that decide who the public's favorite web items are for the year. Is it Keyboard Cat or David After Dentist!? Who's it going to be!? The anticipation is killing me!

I haven't been this excited since I entered the 8th grade student council race as treasurer. Who needs actual politics? We all waste enough time online to admit to ourselves that we love all things internet, so let's be honest.

I'm pulling for Keyboard Cat. What about you!? Go vote!