Wade McGilberry of Mobile, Alabama won $1 million for being the first person to pitch a perfect game in Major League Baseball 2K10.
According to the Associated Press, the 23-year-old plans to use the money to pay off his mortgage and start a family.
Wow. This kid sure knows how to celebrate. Paying off your house? A family? Those are the things you are supposed to get rid of when you get a million bucks. You get a new fancier house and a new sluttier wife and then you play video games in your sauna with a diamond-studded controller!
And you don't want little kids around. You want 18-year-old models bringing you ballpark hot dogs on a silver platter… with fancy ketchup.
At the very least, he could use the money to move out of Alabama…