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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

You Almost Never Forgot

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

This pretty much describes what's going on in my head today.

[wafflehouse via joemande]

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It's Painful to Watch Someone Be This White

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 8, 2011 at 1:00PM

Heidi: "Now, Mike, tell us… Where did you come up with fried chicken and waffle?"

Mike: "A black person gave me the recipe."

Heidi: [laughing] "A what?  You mean, like, a person who has a different skin color than mine??  Now you're just making up silly stuff!  Stop being so strange!" [more insane giggling]

[via NextRound / video via Mocksession]

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