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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

[via The Chive]

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10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

Click below for more people who refuse to give any more than exactly zero fucks… Show full post

Let The Vortex Do The Work

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Same thing happened to me in Malibu yesterday, except I was being carried by a mix of gentle ocean breeze and carefree lifestyle.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Trolling The Crosswalk

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 11:00AM

He only has to get run over once before he stops thinking this is so funny. Just saying…

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That's No Way To Treat A Pizza

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 26, 2013 at 2:00PM

Let's be honest. Pizza has always really been "man's best friend."

[via Uber Humor]

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