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Last week, Alec Serfozo said it was his "miserable life goal" to be on the Tosh.0 blog.

Not wanting to keep people from their life goals, I made you an offer:

"If your miserable life goal is to appear on the blog, just let me know in the comments this week, and I'll include a list of people with miserable life goals in next week's Fan Favorites."

Sadly, Fan Favorites received its second most comments ever — 125 — with half of you saying your life goal was to appear on the Tosh.0 blog.

Are you serious??  Your "life goal."  Cancer is still yet to be cured!  Children across the globe are starving!  At the very least there are sexy babes out there worthy of boning…

Yes, I could put all of you in the Fan Favorites, but Fan Favorites isn't even one of our better posts.  It isn't even written by the better blogger!  Didn't anyone ever encourage you to dream big??

Only one of you had the self-respect to say you didn't need the Tosh.0 blog to validate your existence and turned down my offer: Wayne Yeoman.

So congratulations, Wayne.  I'm putting you on the Tosh.0 blog as an example of maintaining dignity.  I foresee great things for you.  President of the United States maybe!

As punishment for the rest of you, I'm once again showing you the Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions video.  If that doesn't motivate you to improve your lives, I don't know what will.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Hey, Alec.  Sorry it took us so long to get to you.

A couple things…

First, there are a couple common reasons why certain suggestions don't get used.  One, we try not to repeat Fan Favorites.  Especially, the Kid Car Breakdown.  And two, not every clip from the show makes it to our website.  So some clips simply aren't available for us to use.  We're sorry about that, but it's the reality of our situation.  (The reality that we are lazy and aren't going back to cut new clips for you.)

Luckily, the Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions video is available and hasn't been used, so I am fulfilling your request.

Second, having said all that, it makes me upset to think that I'm keeping some of you from achieving your life goal.

So, if you've read this far, which I know most of you haven't, I'll make you a deal: If your miserable life goal is to appear on the blog, just let me know in the comments this week, and I'll include a list of people with miserable life goals in next week's Fan Favorites.

And then I'll just show whatever video.  Probably the Asian Christopher Walken Mash-Up again in honor of Alec who is making all of your miserable life goals come true.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!