walking

At least he died doing what he loved… getting shot.

[via I Am Bored]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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The Ducks — the long-awaited retooling of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds — just isn't as scary as the original.  Unless you find moderate traffic congestion really scary.

And the dialogue sucks.  "There's a white guy lost there"??  Um, clearly they're in the suburbs.  I'm pretty sure it's all the other ducks who are lost.

[via The Daily What]

If you looked up the definition of "pussy whipped" in the video dictionary…

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The Android and the iPhone each have apps now that make it possible to safely text while walking. The built-in cameras project an image of what's in front of you and set it as the background while you're texting.

What a useful invention!

You know when I was a kid we used to have walk blindly as we texted both ways in the snow.

[via LikeCOOL]

We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Adam.

Don't laugh.  His wife is at home drowning the dog.

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"Last time, I took him out of the tank and that went a lot worse."