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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

[via The Chive]

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Great Day For A Slither

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

Hey man quit letting your snakes shit out entire goats on my front lawn.

[via Rat Skeet]

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More Dipping Sauce-Related Violence

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 1:00PM

At least he died doing what he loved… getting shot.

[via I Am Bored]

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 9, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Hardcore Duck Crossing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 8, 2011 at 10:00AM

The Ducks — the long-awaited retooling of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds — just isn't as scary as the original.  Unless you find moderate traffic congestion really scary.

And the dialogue sucks.  "There's a white guy lost there"??  Um, clearly they're in the suburbs.  I'm pretty sure it's all the other ducks who are lost.

[via The Daily What]

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