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The Baddest Hombre This Side Of Taco Bell Express

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

Whooooa there, Shopping Cart. Atta girl.

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Sweet Crop Top

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

He was this close to landing the lead in Silver Linings Playbook.

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You'll Get Those Wedding Photos In An Hour

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2012 at 4:00PM

They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.

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With Aveeno?! Somebody's Gettin' Fancy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

Nothing says, "rich douchebag" like masturbating with oatmeal body cream.

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I Thought This Only Existed In My Dreams

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

"It's not close to good schools but let's be honest, that's probably not going to make a difference." -Your landlord, who is also your cousin.

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Looks Like Walmart Does Adoptions Now

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now 20% bigger than other leading children.

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Wash Those Apples

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

Come on, lady, don't let your kid shit all over some homeless guy's living room.

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It's Monday

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

Keep your head low and hope no one notices you.

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Okay, Good To Know!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

Luckily no one at that Florida Walmart can read.

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Low Fashion

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

You know you're stylin' when your ass crack is part of your outfit.

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