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Look at me! I'm Chandler. Could I BE buying any more Mountain Dew?!?!?

[via THD]

My Size Pop Star Justin Bieber created a line of nail polish called One Less Lonely Girl. Yep, nail polish. Beginning in December, it will be available at Walmart?obviously.

Clothes, books, dolls, and nail polish. She's He's taking over the world one Walmart product at a time.

I'll have you know that Bieber isn't the only one who creates things though. In fact, I just created a haiku. It goes like this…

Bieber nail polish

How long until 2012?

Ugh. Fine. I can wait

[via Styleite]

He's going to be really disappointed when he gets to the glove section and it's carpeted.

[via CH]

It seems like every blog in America is running the above Walmart commercial today…  That's right, Walmart has gone viral.

First, Walmart invades small town America driving our Main Streets out of business, now it looks like the megastore might be attempting to take down our beloved Internet as well.

Sure, you may not be able to resist their amazing selection of goods and their low, low prices, but can't we all agree to abstain from their low, low sense of humor.

I thought the Internet was supposed to be the populist underbelly — the home of Anonymous — not the advertisement rebroadcast center.  I know a lot of bloggers are new at this, but advertisers are supposed to pay you to show their commercials.

This is why most people on the web still haven't figured out how to make a dime.

This "People of Walmart" picture has been floating around the internet today and it's great — except they're not in a Walmart*! Sure it's shocking, and after seeing it you will never erase the image from your mind, but it's not in a Walmart*. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the whole point of the blog is to capture weirdos at Walmart*, not start picking on people at a bank.

Hey, if you're going to get a book deal for your tumblr blog, be thorough.

*I'm 100% sure she shops there.

Web traffic reporting site Alexa.comis one of the most recognizable names in the web ranking game.  But occasionally their results have been called into question.

Recently, I was glancing over Alexa's list of " Top Sites in United States," doing some quick research, and began to agree with that sentiment.  Some of the numbers just don't make sense.

Are these sites really getting that much traffic?  Am I that out of touch??  Obviously, someoneis visiting these sites, but I'm just not sure who.

Out of Alexa's top 100, here are 9 websites who's high rankings I can't explain.  Check them out after the jump… more...

How could I not post this after seeing it on Reddit? It's a fat man who flips out about a chicken sandwich. I'm not sure what aspect of his sandwich is a problem (maybe the price?) all I know is that he's flipping out over food. I'm surprised. I thought fat people treated their food more affectionately.

It's a funny video, but the way it's shot, you'd think this was some sort of rare footage from middle-America. It's not like they've captured a glimpse of Sasquatch here. Isn't this just how it always is in some parts of The States? Give me a camera and I could start a whole Tumblr of these in five minutes at any Walmart fast food joint.

Just when I'd lost all faith in single-themed photo blogs, one pops up that's absolutely genius.  

"People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store," has won back my internet heart with all it's Walmart trash glory.  On their site, you can almost hear the old person greeting you at the door, smell the lack of hygiene in the air, and feel the regret of deciding to go to Walmart to save a buck or two weighing on your shoulders.  I even feel the need to go find someone with a rattail ? just to see if I can!

My favorite part of the site has to be this disclaimer about submitting photos:

We would also like to stress that we are in no way liable if you get your ass beat by Bubba when he catches you taking his picture. Be discrete, have fun, and Enjoy!

Ha, "Bubba."  Well done, guys.  

[link via Reddit]