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Isn't it obvious? Love in a time of war.

This blowjob had no survivors.

[via Acid Cow]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bad Bike Jump (above)
• Drops Off with Machine Gun
• Mud Divers
• Ferrari Love
• Tough Guy
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Naked Scuba
• Web Redemption raw clip: Girl Scout Thieves 
• Andy Milonakis' cousin
• Bottomless Basketball League

There is a sand castle that's about to get OWNED.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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The Battle of Piña Colada

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Dear Mila Kunis,

Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, would like to take you to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina on November 18th.

You can answer Scott at gowithmemila@gmail.com.

P.S. Just rewatched "Date Night" and you were very funny in that. Now do the fucking right thing.

Love,

Everyone

[via The DW]

Last Friday, we showed you "Playing a Ukulele Backwards on a Bike" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Adorable Mortar Misfire."  I don't know what is so adorable about nearly killing your entire platoon.  So let's rename it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Melanie Wagner, using some delicate wordplay for her title, "Uku-not getting laid-le."  Witty and a woman!  Sounds like a keeper to me!  Congratulations, Melanie!

This kid is not happy with you. Which means he's not happy with me either.

And frankly, I'm a little scared of him. Probably because he reminds me of Andy's freaky neighbor on Toy Story. Like, seriously? With the braces?

Anyway, I don't want to piss Sid Phillips off. So… fine, I'LL BUY THE DAMN NAIL POLISH!!!

[via Today's Big Thing]

Mashable reports that Myspace has "rolled out an implementation of Facebook Connect on its Fan Video service" effectively conceding that Facebook is winning the social networking war on some fronts.

Myspace connecting with Facebook?  That's absurd!  That's not how you win a war.

Did America win World War II by saying, "Hey, Hitler, you're pretty cool" and then we all started eating speckpfannkuchen?

No.  We sent in the troops and kicked that dude's ass.

Am I suggesting that Myspace should invade Facebook headquarters?

No.  That would be wrong.

But just in case, there's a map to Facebook headquarters above.  All I had to do was Google "Facebook headquarters."

It also works if you want to find Mark Zuckerberg and let him know that, "No, I don't want to try the automatic Friend Finder."  I don't want to try it!!!