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This was hilarious to everyone except all the men who died waiting for backup to arrive.

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Isn't it obvious? Love in a time of war.

This blowjob had no survivors.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bad Bike Jump (above)
• Drops Off with Machine Gun
• Mud Divers
• Ferrari Love
• Tough Guy
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Naked Scuba
• Web Redemption raw clip: Girl Scout Thieves 
• Andy Milonakis' cousin
• Bottomless Basketball League

There is a sand castle that's about to get OWNED.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

The Battle of Piña Colada

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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Dear Mila Kunis,

Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, would like to take you to the Marine Corps Ball in North Carolina on November 18th.

You can answer Scott at gowithmemila@gmail.com.

P.S. Just rewatched "Date Night" and you were very funny in that. Now do the fucking right thing.

Love,

Everyone

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Last Friday, we showed you "Playing a Ukulele Backwards on a Bike" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Adorable Mortar Misfire."  I don't know what is so adorable about nearly killing your entire platoon.  So let's rename it.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was Melanie Wagner, using some delicate wordplay for her title, "Uku-not getting laid-le."  Witty and a woman!  Sounds like a keeper to me!  Congratulations, Melanie!

This kid is not happy with you. Which means he's not happy with me either.

And frankly, I'm a little scared of him. Probably because he reminds me of Andy's freaky neighbor on Toy Story. Like, seriously? With the braces?

Anyway, I don't want to piss Sid Phillips off. So… fine, I'LL BUY THE DAMN NAIL POLISH!!!

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