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Yesterday, a Seattle woman married a 107-year-old warehouse set for demolition.
Said the bride's proud parents, "You see how batshit crazy our daughter is. The fact that anything would marry her, even without consent, seems like a miracle to us."
Poor people and people of color were seen shaking their heads and saying, "Fuckin' white bitches."
[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath / video via 
KOMO]
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