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I know what you're thinking: How could a father do that? Relax, he's a stranger.

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98.6, baby.

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When grandma said she was going to knit me something, this wasn't what I was expecting.

Though it does finally explain why she asked me my penis size…

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We received nearly 2,000 comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Tyler.

While the others hibernate, I bang their girlfriends!!!

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

Want a sneak peak at next week's Caption Challenge?

Take a photo of the barcode to the right using the Google Goggles app on your smartphone to preview next week's image and leave your caption in the comments of this post.

It's a good one this week.  Be sure to check it out.  Let's just say it involves a Segway…

We'll use our favorite caption from the preview period when we launch the new challenge on Monday.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back next Monday when we'll post our favorite!

Pffft, Global warming my ass! He clearly loves the beach.

Congratulations to Colten Brown who wrote this week's starting caption chosen from those submitted during our Google Goggles preview period.  We'll have another preview period after we reveal our favorite caption this Friday.