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"I want your dong in my 'giner."

<<crunch crunch>>

<<turns up TV volume>>

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The fact that you think a "whole box" of Mac and Cheese is a lot makes you 100% a chick.

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I think there are plenty of people on this side of the world you could watch it with.

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'Cause then it's all, "I just think we're growing apart- HAHAHAHA no but seriously I need some space- HAHAHA aw fuck man I'm gonna vomit."

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What are you doing in Durango, Colorado! Has he showed you his model airplanes yet??

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You may be cold and hungry but you've got TV and internet, so give your mom some credit.

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Because it's not 10PM yet so your immigrant dad can't watch an ALL NEW episode.

Also, because your immigrant dad is a fuckin' boss.

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How many funny comments did you make?

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If you had filmed it, you would have made it onto the show and not the blog.

But congratulations nevertheless! I can only assume you named her Daniel.

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I think your dad was referring to the fact that you were rubbing one out.