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TOSH.0 BLOG Monday, May 20

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Water Landing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

Great– Another guy who can't go down properly.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Amanda Romano.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Water Landing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 27, 2012 at 4:00PM


"And then I was charged a $35 fee for complimentary luggage cleaning."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Izismile]

What I Learned in College: Problem Solving

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 6, 2011 at 1:00PM

I know you think those cases of water saved your ass, but maybe if you had drank some of that water, you wouldn't be in this situation to begin with.

[via There I Fixed It]

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Being a Flower Child Ain't So Great

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

"I'm going to keep watering you until you grow from a cry baby into a man."

[via Reddit]

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Poolside Entertainment

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 12, 2011 at 5:00PM

Honey, come inside. The news is saying there was a flood.

[via reddit]

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Things That Look Like Other Things

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 1, 2011 at 2:00PM

Here's a video of a woman drinking water in space. It's pretty cool to see how that's done. But seriously?

If you're anything like me then you'll just be thinking one thing…

Her hair is shaped like a pineapple.

That's what you were thinking wasn't it?! I knew it.

[via BIOTV]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Wet Ride

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 19, 2011 at 12:00PM

Once you go pach, you never go back…

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hana Wyatt.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Wet Ride

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 15, 2011 at 4:00PM

"Oh, I see.  It's fine when an elephant does it, but if I do it I'm a pervert!"

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: PRAKASH MATHEMA/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

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Cool Dad vs. Hot Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 22, 2011 at 10:00AM

Remember: You paid for that kiddie pool and you bought that hose, so your kids can wait their goddamn turn.

[via Izismile]

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 5, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Bus 62 Never Gives Up" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

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