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I think this bit was the only thing more awful than Todd Glass' Awful Prank Show.

Might as well plug that while we're here.  Check out Todd Glass's Awful Prank Show: episode 1 or episode 2 or episode 3.

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Want to see Daniel Tosh lemonade board comedian Todd Glass to see how long he can take it?

Of course you do.  But the real question is: Can you guess Daniel Tosh and Todd Glass' safeword?

Gvie us your best guess in the comments!

In Queenstown, Maryland, a woman got the "Bush Administration treatment" over a missing iPod. She presumably stole the device. When the owners found out, they held her at knife point, dragged her across a gravel lot and submerged her in a drainage ditch until she told them where it was.

The iPod held a top-secret Grateful Dead taping.

"I am totally outraged to hear that the government took one of the detainees waterboarding 183 times.  Many of us here at Kaua'i have to work two or three jobs just to make ends meet and hardly ever get to go to the beach anymore.  Why should the prisoners get to have all the fun?"

What to make of this?  It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

Is the person who wrote the letter to the editor playing a joke on the newspaper?  And if so, did the editor print it as a joke for the readers?  Did he think it was funny because this guy was serious?  Or did he get played by a prankster?  Or did College Humor just make this whole mess up?

Whoops!  Nope.  Here it is.  And people wonder why print media is failing.

[via College Humor]