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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Cookie tacos beg the question: should you dunk them in horchata?
• Gary Busey tells us how to have sex in trees. Thanks, but I could just ask a squirrel.
• Man Vs Wild producer got a snake bite and OHMYGODHOLYFUCK
• Here's lingerie model Erin Heatherton, who will never be your girlfriend
• This weather blooper reminds me a lot of when Ashlee Simpson was on SNL
• The Korean masturbating teacher is probably fired
• A missed connection at the Grilled Cheese Invitational is pretty gouda
• 19 medical emergencies only Yahoo! Answers can solve. Lots of things going up buttholes.
• A leopard vs a piņata proves that all species enjoy fiestas Mexicanas
• And in case you somehow completely missed the best post ever, here's Small Dad.

[photo via sheknows]

Once I get that down, I should probably start looking for my kids.

[via The Chive]

He even looks better in a suit.

[via Barstool]

"Get your own swing. This one's for Mommy."

[via Acid Cow]

Call me when you see a horse dressed as an unemployed college graduate.

[via The Clearly Dope]

That's because Champaign is on her tits.

GET IT? CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS?? God I'm good.

[via The Chive]

For you weather enthusiasts, I'll be showing my "Tropical Storm" in the parking lot of 7-11 later tonight.

[via Video Fantastica]

A dude strolls the street in a hail storm, as narrated by a hick.

"Oh my lands!" roughly translates to "Ahh! My trailer park!"

[via Stuff]

Next Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Daniel dusts this couple off and gives them another wedding.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!

I have no idea what happened to the nine vehicles on the freeway or the kid who was hit by a car in the crosswalk but it's definitely going to be SUNNY ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.

[via The DW]