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Are There Beaches In Kansas?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

"The sun'll come back, just give it a minute."

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This Is Obviously From The West Coast

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

No matter what the weather is this Valentine's Day, make sure you do at least one thing your boyfriend begs you all the fucking time to do but you're always like, "No! You can see my butthole!"

Because that's what love is. Letting him see your butthole.

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Don't Come At Cantore, Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 29, 2014 at 8:00PM

Very reminiscent of  2012 when he punched Hurricane Ernesto right in the dick.

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They're Running Out Of Names

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

Not to be confused with the 7-layer Bean Burrito storm that's currently forming in his anus.

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10 Beautiful Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

While the polar vortex is engulfing us all, it seemed only appropriate to take the focus off the fact that these sub-zero temperatures are causing your vital organs to slowly shut down. So why not go to the beach? Because before you know it, this relentless winter freeze will thaw, our nation's population will have been significantly thinned, and it'll be summer time once again!

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