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I have no idea what happened to the nine vehicles on the freeway or the kid who was hit by a car in the crosswalk but it's definitely going to be SUNNY ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.

[via The DW]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Damn tornado. Stealing cheeseburgers and Tosh.0 screen time.

Dear TV Weatherman,

Congratulations.  You've cracked the Internet's code.  If you make your weather map look like a giant dong, a screengrab of your newscast will end up on the web.

Did you know if you shoot yourself in the head on TV, you can be immortalized in a Filter song?

At this point, whichever path you choose to fame is fine by me.

Sincerely, Me

[via The Daily What]

Attention outlaws of Ohio: today would be a good day to steal a horse.

[via the DW]

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE END. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE KIRK CAMERON MOVIES ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE? THEY'RE CALLED "LEFT BEHIND" I THINK. THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT. GOODBYE EARTH. GOODBYE HUMANITY.

Either that or it was too cold.

[via FailBlog]

The time lapse above shows how much snow they got out in New Jersey overnight.  Nearly two feet.

Apparently, God is going to keep dropping two feet of snow a week every week until we agree to cancel plans for a third season of Jersey Shore.

I for one support his efforts.

[via Gawker]

We received nearly 2,000 comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Tyler.

While the others hibernate, I bang their girlfriends!!!

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

Want a sneak peak at next week's Caption Challenge?

Take a photo of the barcode to the right using the Google Goggles app on your smartphone to preview next week's image and leave your caption in the comments of this post.

It's a good one this week.  Be sure to check it out.  Let's just say it involves a Segway…

We'll use our favorite caption from the preview period when we launch the new challenge on Monday.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back next Monday when we'll post our favorite!

Pffft, Global warming my ass! He clearly loves the beach.

Congratulations to Colten Brown who wrote this week's starting caption chosen from those submitted during our Google Goggles preview period.  We'll have another preview period after we reveal our favorite caption this Friday.

Last Friday, we showed you "God Unleashes Wrath On Pool" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "God Unleashes Wrath On Pool."  I believe in the separation of church and title.  Let's rename this video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote by a small landslide was Chris H with his title, "It's finally a good time to spank the monkey."  I DON'T GET IT, CHRIS!  IT'S TOO SUBTLE!!  Just kidding.  It's hilarious.  Masturbation.  Awesome.  Congratulations, Chris H!