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Dear TV Weatherman,

Congratulations.  You've cracked the Internet's code.  If you make your weather map look like a giant dong, a screengrab of your newscast will end up on the web.

Did you know if you shoot yourself in the head on TV, you can be immortalized in a Filter song?

At this point, whichever path you choose to fame is fine by me.

Sincerely, Me

[via The Daily What]

If you're going to make your "afternoon t-storms" graphic look like a giant dick, at least make it kind of flesh-colored for no reason whatsoever.

Oh, wait.  He kinda did.

Weathermen just need to stop talking. With a little thing called the Internet, we really don't need them anyway. Perhaps knowing that is what drives them so mad.

A 69 joke? Come on, guy.

Marine Layer Lou would have never pulled a stunt like that!

BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker understands the great art of covering up a mistake by doing something else even more distracting and ridiculous.

I bet he learned that technique from Lindsay Lohan.

Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Redemption.

Daniel tries to figures out how good weathermen go bad in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.

Daniel gives the bad weatherman a second shot at forecasting.

Tune in tomorrow at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central as Daniel gives the bad weatherman a second chance at forecasting.

This week, Daniel gives the Bad Weatherman a second shot at forecasting.

There's a chance of hilarity in an all new episode this Wednesday at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central.

Want more redemption? You can check out all of our Web Redemptions right here on the blog as well as exclusive additional interview footage with our Extended Redemptions.

I totally understand where this woman is coming from. I mean tornadoes move at what, like 50 miles per hour? And this stupid-ass tornado is in Winniwood.

By the time it finally reaches her this episode of Criminal Minds would already be over. Which, by the way, is not just any of the 113 episodes to date. It's the finale! Of season 5! Some say this season was the best of them all.

There was a serial killer using the city's blackouts as renewed opportunities to continue his killing spree. Never mind the blackouts her fellow Texans are enduring right this moment.

Unless there's a freaking serial killer in Winniwood RIGHT NOW their situation seems quite trivial in comparison.

[via College Humor]

An accurate forecast?  That television charm?

How about a giant penis?

I'm not sure what time Boston's Channel 7 airs the news, but hopefully this weatherman's not-so-subtle allusion to the size of his member took place sometime in the late evening hours.

But I guess it doesn't matter.  Now it's on the Internet for people of all ages to take offense to.

Hey, meteorologist Pete Bouchard, why don't you just stick to the weather and leave the jokes about your crotch to your wife.  According to her, you're more of a "Brookline" man!

Ha!  Brookline!

[via BuzzFeed]