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Behind every great woman there's a mom telling her to put her shirt back on.

Thanks, moms.

[via IHC]

Even computers don't listen to old people…

"Oh, you wanted to take a picture?  Sorry, I wasn't paying attention.  I was busy trying to figure out how to shut myself down just in case you actually did convince your 80-year-old wife to show me her wrinkly tits."

[via Break]

"I wanted to demo the product in the outfit I'll be wearing when I use it." -That lady

"But they told me I had to keep my bra on." -That lady, too

[via Clearly Dope]

If you're like me — and I know a lot of you are, you unfunny jerks — you're constantly wondering which country has the highest percentage of perverts.  (My guess would be somewhere in Central America.)

Well, RJMetrics, "an on-demand database analytics and business intelligence startup" — I can hear the ladies clamoring — did an analysis of Chatroulette to determine exactly what countries had the highest percentage of CR pervs (as well as some additional less important information).

Of the countries they looked at, the United Kingdom had the most perverts.  Though the study could be skewed being that in the Netherlands stroking your dick in front of a webcam is considered "normal."

The country with the lowest percentage of perversion: The United States.  If that isn't a call to action to get your junk in front of a webcam, I don't know what is.  Let's get back to #1, people!  U.S.A.!  U.S.A.!

A couple more interesting stats for all you men out there: "You are more likely to encounter a webcam featuring no person at all than one featuring a solo female" and "You are twice as likely to encounter a sign requesting female nudity than you are to encounter actual female nudity."

I'm glad to see the people over at RJMetrics have their head in the right place.  The primary data they looked at while analyzing Chatroulette was whether or not they would see titties.

Why was I not surprised when I saw that this guy to the right is the CEO of RJMetrics?  Don't worry, RJ!  You'll score one of these days!  Maybe get out of your house for a change: Grab some beads and head down to Mardi Gras.

[via TechCrunch]

Information has emerged via The New York Times blog that controversial random video chat site and current best way to see 15 seconds of a middle-aged man masturbating, Chatroulette, was created by a 17-year-old Russian high school student named Andrey Ternovskiy.

People are surprised that a 17-year-old could be behind what to many seems like a rather complicated website, but all the signs were there…

First, Russians are behind another, equally exciting yet potentially dangerous roulette, Russian roulette.  That's a giveaway right there!

Second, only a teenager could be naive enough to think that if you randomly connect two strangers from anywhere in the world via a webchat, the odds aren't strongly in favor of at least one of those two people being a man dressed in drag listening to German synthpop and exposing his dong.

And finally, only a teenager would create a website where you are likely to see a man dressed in drag listening to German synthpop and exposing his dong and immediately tell all his friends!

In retrospect, seems pretty obvious to me.

The image above was by far the top thing on all of Digg yesterday.

The idea is that, with a Mac, the webcam is built into the screen, whereas on a PC, you buy a separate webcam, thus, with a PC, fixing a webcam is far easier as you can just send in your webcam to be fixed instead of having to send in your entire screen.

Therefore, PCs are better.

But there is a flaw in that argument…

No one cares about their stupid webcam.

Problem resolved.

Pay attention to the drummer hitting his sticks together in the background to cue his band and interrupt these jackasses.

Here's what they're trying to explain to us: "Maggots" hate "Juggalos" because they're faggots. "Juggalos" hate "Maggots" because they're faggots. Listen, fellas, you're talking into a webcam in a style pioneered by a teenager named lonelygirl15. Fuck the mainstream!

I'm still confused. ICP fans and Slipknot fans hate each other. But when I see a mosh pit, my impression is that everyone hates each other. There is no "liking" in Slipknot music. In fact, listening to that music even makes me hate myself. You guys are avoiding the real problem. Put on some Bob Dylan.

[via VideoGum]

FYI, this is barely safe for work. I know from experience. But that's how the Tosh.0 blog rolls, right?

Wow, she has some really great… toolboxes.

Um, no, this doesn't remind me of a Merry Poppins purse. This reminds me of that video from Bowling for Columbine where the student has 200 concealed weapons on him. It's alarming. Why the hell would you keep a toolbox in your bra? The rationale she gave at the beginning there makes about as much sense as the opening of a porno.

This girl has more videos of similar bra stunts, but I feel dirty embedding them. Go here.