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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Before your meeting, Google "blue waffle".*

*Tosh.0 blog is not responsible if you get fired immediately.

Are you attractive? Are you dumb? Then I have the perfect opportunity for you to go missing see the world!

There are rich, handsome, successful men looking for a woman to rape then murder spend all their money on in a foreign country! And that lucky woman could be you.

Sign up now at IveNeverSeenTheNews.com!

[via The High Def]

No time to write a joke.  Too busy looking at BonerSpies.com.

[via Izismile]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Ton of entertainment!?  Sounds awesome!  What's the URL?

Welcome to the new Tosh.0 website!

First of all, let's talk about what hasn't changed.  The website is still the best place to find all of your favorite Tosh.0 clips — old and new — as well as additional exclusive Tosh.0 content and the Tosh.0 blog.

What has changed is that accessing those videos is easier than before, thanks to our new video player and new playlists that group together videos from the same episode or with similar themes.

Additionally, the blog has changed, giving us a new wider display area allowing us to show you even more content!

For instance, you've probably seen the image to right of Daniel with a laptop here on the blog a million times before.

But as you can see above, if we widen the image, it reveals that Daniel was actually sitting next to an angry bear, prepared to pounce at any moment.

So as you can see, more space equals more content!  And that, I believe, equals more fun.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.  These changes will allow us to provide you with a much better online Tosh.0 experience including easier access to regular features like Web Redemptions and the Caption Challenge and smoother integration with Facebook and Twitter making it easier to bother everyone you know.

You're best bet is to just dive right in and try out all of the site's new features for yourself.

An of course, please bear with with us as we continue to tweak the site to make sure it is working as well as possible for you.

Ha.  I said "bear."

There's the Snuggie, there's the Snazzy Napper, and now there's the Sneezee. It's an arm sock designed specifically for you to sneeze in!

When I was a kid, we had to sneeze directly into our own hands. And then we had to walk to and from school with germ-covered palms both ways in the snow.

[via IHC]

It is a widely accepted belief that Michael Bay is the coolest person on the planet. He has the coolest ideas and the coolest taste. His movies? The coolest.

Now you can experience a little piece of his coolness with the Michael Bayifier. It's a website that takes regular, uncool pictures and Michael Bayifies them.

I uploaded an innocent shot of the cupcakes at our Tosh.0 wrap party. Then I added some explosions, guns, a sports car, a fighter jet, a bomb, and, of course, one Shia LeBeouf. All of a sudden my picture is worth $700 million dollars and I've got a smirk I just cannot wipe off my long, smarmy face!

Join in on the fun and Michael Bayify your lame photos today!

[via Videogum, cupcakes via Lauren]

Hate banner ads?  Want to attack our videos??  Want to say "to hell with your nav bar!"?

Just go here to get some crazy code that turns any website into a game of asteroids!

In the image above, you can see me blowing up the schedule!  I don't listen to no stinkin' schedule!

Credit to erkie.github.com for his amazing handiwork.

Is your ideal date playing video games with a stranger via a webchat over the Internet?

Of course it is!  That's why GameCrush is the site for you!

GameCrush is "the first social gaming site that allows gamers to meet, match and pay to play other gamers."  Yes, you read that right!  You get to pay people to play games with you!  Awesome, right!  You can finally fulfill your dream of paying to have friends!

But not just any friends!  GameCrush is being coy, but I won't be: Most of these gamers are sexy girls!  Or at least the sexiest girls willing to play video games on the Internet for money …which is a lot of sexy girls!  Or at least a handful of sexy girls.  There's got to be some attractive woman out there who has severe social anxiety disorder and wants to earn money off her looks — and playing online games — without leaving the comfort of her house.

That's the idea GameCrush is based on!

Sound too good to be true??  Did I mention it's on the Internet?  Of course I did!  And everything is on the up and up on the Internet!

Go to GameCrush right now and you can pay to play me in a game!  I'm not a sexy girl, but I'll still kick your fucking ass at Connect 4 and only charge you $0.60 a minute!  You think Tosh.0 blogging money is covering my bills??

Hell no!  GameCrush!!

I'll even get naked for you!

[via Mashable]

Daniel makes his best guesses at the net worth of the rich and famous. (And the not-so-rich and famous.)