wedding

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Mama June got married in a camo dress. Ironically, I wish I hadn't seen her in it. 
• A very vulgar kid, who I can only assume is Mike The Miz twenty years ago.
• Baby eyebrows are all kinds of scary.
• Jose Canseco is great at Twitter. But Shaq's better.
• Sexy girls in sports bras, anyone? My diet starts Monday. Ah fuck it IS Monday.
• This chick took a calculator to prom. I wonder if it took her V-card (Volume card).
• Here's a baby water-skiing in gross water. Parenting, amiright?
• Mother's Day gift guide! Which is 85% kitchen-related.
• Old lady twins who always dress the same? They've spent their entire husbandless lives arguing about which necklace they're going to wear.
• And IRON MAN 3 FULL MOVIE STREAMING ONLINE FOR FREE!! You're welcome.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Is this what they mean by "tax benefits"?

[via Acid Cow]

How embarrassing. Everyone knows flamenco bands prefer geraniums.

[via The Chive]

For those of you who are looking to get married and have a C-section in the same night.

[via Wedding Bee, a great find by my newly engaged sister]

Lisa, this is Cheryl's day. Can't you wait 'til tomorrow to flaunt your enormous throat?

[via The Chive]

This guy really puts the "buttcrack" in "menswear."

[via The Chive]

By far the most elegant way to ruin your daughter's wedding.

[via Fail Blog]

They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.

[via Uber Humor]

'Cause I'm going for the one whose head is a lantern.

[via Izismile]

"I want a wedding dress that's tasteful, yet exposes my penis."

[via It Makes No Sense]