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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

He's Been There Since Saturday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

tapedtotree

Ben Stiller is: TAPED. In theaters June 14th.

[via Acid Cow]

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duct

dude

guy

party

tape

tree

weekend

Who's Ready To Party This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 7, 2013 at 2:00PM

peefridge

"I'm just rinsing off my roommate's apples."

[via The Chive]

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apple

drunk

ew

Friday

fridge

pee

weekend

This Weekend, We Should All Live Like Tom

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Short sleeves over long sleeves, and his moves STILL can't be contained!

[via YouTube and YouTube again - thanks Garrett!]

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awesome

cute

dance

kid

sing

Tom

video

weekend

So That's A No On Stopping At The Hot Dog Cart?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

friends

A friend holds your hair back when you're puking. A best friend can't because she's puking right next to you.

[via The Chive]

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best friends

BFF

Friday

friends

puke

vomit

weekend

Almost Weekend Almost Weekend Almost Weekend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

"SO MANY PLANS EAT FLOWERS LAY IN THE SUN FOREST PARTY MAYBE GO ON A HIKE."

[via Uber Humor]

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almost

animal

excited

GIF

puddle

silly

weekend

You Should Wear This All Weekend, Every Weekend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

chesthairsweatshirt

Although honestly I'm going to be a little disappointed when you take off your shirt to reveal a hairless six pack.

Seriously though buy this.

[via I Heart Chaos]

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abs

chain

chest

clothes

hair

outfit

sexy

shirt

sweatshirt

weekend

He Likes To Lay His Outfit On His Bed The Night Before

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Cowboy boots? Honey we've got to stop letting him dress himself."

[via Izismile]

Anybody Get Sun This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

Katy Perry was right. California girls really are undeniable.

[via Izismile]

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beach

burn

burnt

face

omg

orange

scary

summer

sun

sunblock

tan

tan mom twin

weekend

I'll Be The Blonde, You Be The Brunette

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 8, 2013 at 4:00PM

You know what the weekend's all about? Simulating hand jobs.

[via Unique Daily]

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blonde

brunette

dance

drugs

festival

Friday

girls

hugs

music

party

rage

rave

summer

video

weekend

Weekend Was Good? Nobody Broke Their Nose On A Curb?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

Don't worry she's not hurt- she was already dead.

[via The Chive]

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cab

drinking

drunk

fall

girl

hot mess

out

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