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Arr! You Fall Asleep With Your Shoes On

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's okay, my boyfriend makes the same face when I start to talk about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Happy Friday!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 7, 2014 at 4:00PM

Or as a parent would say, "I have to wait until MONDAY to leave the house?! Fuuuuuuck."

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What'd You Do This Weekend, Bob?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Drank a 2-liter, gave my son a hatchet. It was nice."

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Live Every Friday Like You're Duane

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

I wonder what Duane's up to now. Working at a Jiffy Lube? Probably.

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The Weekend Is SO Close

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 15, 2013 at 10:00AM

Jay-Z's parties always have the best catering.

ALSO: We have the same water cooler at the Tosh office. Little behind-the-scenes for ya.

[via No Way Girl]