wet

…But my sex is dry as The Sahara.

[via my shitty tumblr]

You mean the kind where you wake up covered in your own puke?

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

That's because Champaign is on her tits.

GET IT? CHAMPAIGN, ILLINOIS?? God I'm good.

[via The Chive]

For kids 8 and up, and unmarried women over 40.

[Via Fail Blog]

Your girlfriend. Because she's a whale.

[via Imgur]

Great– Another guy who can't go down properly.

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"And then I was charged a $35 fee for complimentary luggage cleaning."

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"Had beers with friends.  Went shopping for some new clothes.  Overall, it was a pretty uneventful weekend."

[via Izismile]

"What you doin' wearin' that shirt around here!?  You lookin' for a fight??  'Cause you know damn well people in this neighborhood love their pussy dry as the autumn leaves."

[via I Am Bored]

"Let me take another one for you.  Only this time I'm gonna try not to vomit."

[via BuzzFeed]