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"Hey, I don't come to YOUR home and regurgitate millions of gallons of plankton…"

[via Izismile]

That'll keep the pirates away.

[via The Chive]

Why is Khloe Kardashian wearing a Christmas hat in a pool next to an Asian?

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Santa's method of travel isn't as glamorous in the Pacific Islands.

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Or a butt.

[via College Humor]

Now you also know where sea crabs come from.  And why they're so delicious.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

When I was a kid we had to walk 6 miles uphill in the snow to the town library to see a Mariachi band serenade a beluga whale.

And then once we got to the library we realized it wasn't an aquarium so we turned around and walked the 6 miles home.

[via Dog and Pony Show]

"Does this swimsuit make my butt look big?"

"Well, you're not exactly Moby Dick."

"OK, phew. Thanks!"

[via Blame It On The Voices]

When I saw a link titled "Drunk Guy Mounts Whale," I thought the guys over at I Am Bored meant that figuratively and it would be mean spirited. We've seen pictures like that before.

Well guess what? The internet does (sometimes) have a conscience and I'm proud to say they meant it literally. Except there's no way that we know for sure this guy is drunk… does that mean they could have just falsely titled the link to get click-throughs!?

God, I feel so stupid.

[via I Am Bored]