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"The grand prize is a Caribbean cruise with your C-UNT– of a wife."

[via FunnyJunk]

"Oh no, I'm cool. I'm just gonna sit on these two seats between you guys 'til my mom gets here."

[via Izismile]

He's really putting the invention of the wheel to good use.

[via The Chive]

Gayer than a Vespa.

[via izismile]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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We received hundreds of comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Matt.

This is the last known picture taken of Rob before,
ironically, he was hit and killed by horse-drawn carriage.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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No one has the heart to tell him that everyone else
finished the Tour de France back in July.

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Domino.

If I had leukemia, I would wanna drive a car too before I died.
Thanks, Make-A-Wish Foundation!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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Nothing — and I mean nothing — gets me amped up like hamsters and techno music.

If this hamster video doesn't blow you away, science needs to cultivate your stem cells to one day clone people who do not have the ability to be blown away.

Seriously, it's those hamsters world, we just live in it.

But double seriously, if someone can explain to me how they do that, I would greatly appreciate it.

[via Nothing To DO With Arbroath]

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One of the cutest ways to take your own life.