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10 St. Patrick's Day Standards

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

The only holiday that legally requires you to get blackout drunk is nearly upon us, so we thought we'd take a few moments to remind you of its greatness before you drown your liver in a green beer monsoon.

Anyone who denies that there's at least a little magic in this day need only to look at the picture above to remember that hammered lady-kisses are just one of the many wonders St. Patrick bestows upon us each and every year.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via Kotaku]

A Well Balanced Diet

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

Also the description of the latest survivalist show on Discovery.

[via The Unique Daily]

Aren't Dads SO Annoying Sometimes?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

He forgot "do the Master Cleanse every 2-3 months."

[via Poorly Dressed]

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Nothing Goes Together Like Whiskey and Cigarettes

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 27, 2011 at 4:00PM

They actually keep their kid in that costume all year round.  It was the only way his wife could get him to remember to bring their son home from the bar.