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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• White Will Smith. What the WHAT.
• Meanwhile, At McDonalds… People are disgusting human beings.
• The Dress Drake App is exactly what you'd expect. You dress Drake.
• A guy tries to break a car window with his head. Nope.
• How old is Jay-Z? Well he's from the 19th century, if that answers your question.
• Girls love mirrors. Guys love girls' bodies. Here are girl's bodies in mirrors.
• Ryan Gosling not eating his cereal, because it's Friday and I dare you not to smile at this.
• This parakeet's got a lot to say. Weird that he's never heard the phrase, "shut the fuck up".
• Is this the dumbest tweet ever? Thanks, Dwight Howard.
• 25 best pro wrestling glamour shots. Feathers and glitter and shit.
• And a bonus link! The excuse generator. I swear it wasn't my fault, the ghost of Hitler came on me.

"Okay, now that we have this photo, I guess we should check his pulse."

[via Izismile]

So awkward when your husband's black and you pop out a blonde.

…See what I did there?

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That's our landlord and yes he just came.

[via The Chive]

You're sitting in Starbucks on your laptop. I think you scare black people.

[via Poorly Dressed]

Great, now I'm searching the internet for a black Michael Jackson shaved into a white guy's head.

[via The Chive]

Congratulations on making Justin Bieber look like James Brown.

[via DoucheChillz]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Once you go white.. you're like, "Ehh, it's alright."

I don't want to brag or anything but I am Facebook friends with Denny Hazen Blaze. And sometimes he writes things like, "Your smile is blazin'!" on my wall.

Perks of the job, people. Perks of the job.

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I think she should hit up Casper the friends-with-benefits ghost.

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