white trash

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

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They come in "acid-wash," "overall," and "Mom."

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Later he's gonna kill her dog. (That's a Fear reference, guys. Get with it. Chest pound!)

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Couldn't you have just been cremated and dumped off the side of a fishing boat like a normal redneck?

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It's self-heating too. If you pee every once in a while.

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Take the cardboard.

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Mitch Hedberg was wrong. You can have fun in an above ground pool for more than thirty seconds. You just have to be one of those creative rednecks.

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Like rich people fun, 'cept dirtier.

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For the white trash toddler who has everything…

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Last Friday, we showed you "Lawn Mower of the Future" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.