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What Do You Mean I Missed A Spot?!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

"I ain't crazy 'bout it myself, but my cousin thinks it's sexy."

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First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

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Does This Match My Ole Miss Shirt And Sense Of White Pride?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 3:00PM

They come in "acid-wash," "overall," and "Mom."

[via The Clearly Dope]

Now That's What I Call 'Making Love'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

Later he's gonna kill her dog. (That's a Fear reference, guys. Get with it. Chest pound!)

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Hick Hearse

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

Couldn't you have just been cremated and dumped off the side of a fishing boat like a normal redneck?

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