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I don't want to brag or anything but I am Facebook friends with Denny Hazen Blaze. And sometimes he writes things like, "Your smile is blazin'!" on my wall.

Perks of the job, people. Perks of the job.

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I think she should hit up Casper the friends-with-benefits ghost.

[via Ratsoff]

The only thing not gangster as hell? Starry Night in the background.

[via It Makes No Sense]

NOW EVERYBODY HAND OVER YOUR F***ING FLOATIES.

According to The Atlantic, women are wearing masks to protect themselves from sun exposure. Kind of makes the whole one-child law easier doesn't it? Unless you're into that kind of thing.. Bow chicka wow wow.

[via The Atlantic Wire, Izismile]

Let's take the picture quick, dude. The Pizza Rolls are ready.

[via Boss Thug]

Congratulations to Conally Comedy, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week.

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

The Industrial Revolution? Guns?

"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section.  They're on the KKK aisle.  Next to plumbing."

[via Pleated Jeans]

"Short!  White!  Cox!  I know you're our top three scorers but I'm keeping you on the bench this game because it'll be funny."

[via I-A-B]

There has been an explosion of Shit (Someone) Says videos online. Black girls, gay guys, single girls, everyone's been saying shit. But none of these parodies have been quite so perfect as Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls.

I personally have NEVER said any of these things because I don't have any black girl friends. But damn you white girls with black friends are racist.

[context, via BWE]