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Guys, This Is Gonna Be My Year

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2014 at 12:00PM

All of the horses, stay in your stables. Tila Tequila, run wild.

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Have You Seen This Homewrecker?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Well, she's clearly in heat and running wild out there. We can only hope she has all her shots.

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(Dumb) Kids Write The Darndest Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Oh it was no problem! Whores are really loose." -Soldier who occasionally bangs prostitutes overseas.

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Punch Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2013 at 6:00PM

This is not the kind of news you want to get from a stained t-shirt.

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Quiet Devastation

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2013 at 1:00PM

An hour later she found him hanging in the closet from an invisible rope.

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