whore

'Cause if you were I'd want you to tell me.

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"Actually, her spelling is fine."-this girl's whore mother

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Aunt Lucy's: a great place to get dinner, and gonorrhea.

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And this is my hooker leg! It's very fragile, much like my mental state.

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FACT: a butterfly tramp stamp is nothing without cum antennae.

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You don't want to be friends with them once they have a bunch of stupid babies anyway.

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The rest of us are seeking Marcy Teddle. To give her a high five.

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Spanish prostitutes/8th grade hall monitors

[via Telegraph]

At least she's not a barbacksexual. That's a straight girl that kisses bartenders to get faster service.

Or, heaven forbid, a bartsimpson. That's a straight girl that yells, "Eat my shorts!" on a frequent basis.

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It's awkward when another piece of meat is wearing the same outfit as you.

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