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"I just don't know what I would do if I ever lost that fridge."

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Challenge: watch entire video WITHOUT macing your screen.

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"In my day you didn't get divorced. You dropped your wife off at the hole and that was it."

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But you know your wife's rule- no sex 'til you go to the grocery store!

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Jen's April Fool's joke was funny until people started calling saying they were relieved she finally found out.

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So if Chelsea has four bananas and you take one away, how long does this marriage last?

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I hate your wife too.  She can't give a tugjob to save her life.

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Uh, no.  I urinate on my wife or child with 100% accuracy.

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Your wife sounds awesome.

Someone titled this video "The Most Sexist Ad of All Time."

But come on!  It was a different time back then!

You see, nowadays it's considered a "stereotype" that women can't drive.  But back in the '60s, it was considered a "fact" that women can't drive.

But so is progress.  In another 50 years, maybe women will finally be able to parallel park.

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