This is a real news story straight out of Crazy Town (London). According to The Daily Star, 24 year-old Amanda Flowers "needs 10 sex sessions a day – courtesy a fall from her Wii Fit board which turned her into a sex addict".
Whaaaat? This can't be real.
"Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on," the story reads. "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm."
Amanda has since been diagnosed with persistent sexual arousal syndrome which doctors say are due to a damaged nerve, or a successful career in movies or sports that makes you think you're entitled to live without morals. Okay, that last part isn't true. But the rest is. She's got a documented case of the hornies, people.
Amanda hopes to one day "find a superstud" who can satisfy her.
She likes video games, sex, and whatever it is people make with a food processor. Sounds like the perfect girl! Am I right guys who read this blog and are probably into video games, sex, and smoothies/peanut butter/sliced vegetables?