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Since I know that Joakim Noah actually is a horrible dancer because I went to college with him and have seen him dance and also (fun fact!) his hair touched the top of our ceiling when he walked through our dorm hallway, I'm guessing that the rest of Will Ferrell's introductions are also 100% true.

If you're a bird, I'm a bird, Derrick Rose.

He announced the Hornets lineup too. It's after the jump…
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What's that??  You want more vuvuzela-related humor???

Well I got your funny vuvuzela images right here!

Can you tell that instead of doing work I'm streaming World Cup soccer and then desperately attempting to throw up some random images at the last minute?

Well here's the deal: I'm going to keep posting vuvuzela stuff until the United States is eliminated from World Cup.  That's how I show my support of this country!

I don't vote; I'm not registered for jury duty; I don't pay taxes.  I feel obligated to at least do something…

[via The Daily What]

There's this big movie star: His name is Will Ferrell.  And whenever this Will Ferrell character appears in web videos people go nuts!

They're like, "OMG, I usually pay like $12 to see this guy be funny on a big screen but now I can see him be funny on my computer for free so I have to watch this new video like a million times until my eyes fall out!"

Remember that "The Landlord" video?  People were stampeding over the corpses of their dead children to watch that movie for the third time.

Which helps explains why the above video, "Protect Insurance Companies PSA" featuring Will Ferrell, quickly surged past the million views mark on Funny or Die within a day of being added to the site.

But another reason it's been so popular is that is satirizes for a worthy cause: Helping people get health insurance who otherwise can't afford it.

Because only people who are alive will have the same opportunities the rest of us enjoy: The opportunity to watch Will Ferrell web video's another a million times.

But seriously, people need health insurance.  Call the government and complain ASAP.