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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

Oh, Perfect: A Blog Writer Dress

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 16, 2010 at 5:00PM

Dear Creatures is selling a Blog Writer Dress for those of us who prefer not to work naked:

"As a full-time blog writer, you know that there?s no reason to sacrifice ease in the name of style when you?re swanning around for hours pantsless with your laptop in tow… Transition from typing at home to meeting up with your readers for cupcakes by adding a fitted blazer."

I like that it looks somewhat like a hospital gown. That way, when endless days of puke, porn, and puppies finally drive us mad, we'll already feel comfortable in our insane asylum apparel.

I'll transition from my hospital bed to my padded cell by adding a fitted straight jacket.

In the meantime, who wants cupcakes?

[via The DW]

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