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You can't hear the dialogue, so here are some excerpts:
"Ye–"
"No–"
"Now ya gotta–"
"And then ya–"
"All right keep–"
"Screw this I quit."
"OK I'm back, what'd I miss?"
"Aww yeah. Suck it, bitches!"

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He's really putting the invention of the wheel to good use.

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A surefire way to come in first. Basically you should do this before sex.

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Last Thursday, we showed you a video in another language and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

Brazilian Hulk or African Hulk?

My money's on Africa. All day.

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Finally, the perfect raffle for my sad barren wife!

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"Do not let them near your balls." -Guy on Yelp

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I was already going to. That's the safe way.

Get it, you guys? Safeway.

Is it the weekend yet?

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How educated can that woman possibly be? She doesn't even realize she's a Filipino boy.

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There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, a ho.

[via The Chive]