So… what's he into?
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"Fuck this. Getting to online porn is too complicated. I'll just masturbate to the video." – Every single person who bought this video.
Because let's be honest: If you're sleazy enough to buy a Windows 95 tutorial taught by a woman in a bikini, you're sleazy enough to fap to a Windows 95 tutorial taught by a woman in a bikini.
[via Viral Viral Videos]
Next week's all new episode of Tosh.0 features our first ever "Web Retreat" with the Double Rainbow Guy!
But in between hanging out with us, Paul Vasquez found the time to shill for Microsoft in the ad above.
I think this was a great move for him. Obviously, a little extra cash probably won't kill him. But more importantly, anyone who doubted the authenticity of his original Double Rainbow video, well here's proof he wasn't faking …because he sure can't act! All the way!!
Tune in next Wednesday to check out Daniel's amazing adventure with the Double Rainbow Guy! They promise not to try to sell you any computer software.
Making this music video isn't as hard as it looks.
All he had to do was use a computer!
If you use Windows, your computer has been hiding something from you.
No, it's not the latest computer virus or some top secret spyware. It's only the greatest musical MIDI medley of all time!
Typically, all computers come bundled with crazy media programs with weird sample images or nature videos. The first time you open that free music player that you will almost immediately replace with iTunes, it plays some terrible song by some terrible band who's now-bankrupt label probably paid good money to get it on your system.
So why did Windows choose to bury this masterpiece so deep within your directories? We may never know. But now that some savvy tech-types have dug it out for us, we can all bask in its musical glory.
For those who don't use windows, you can also hear the song here.