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Her boyfriend's dick is a celery stick.

[via Acid Cow]

At the very least it covers up your herpes with buffalo sauce.

[via The Chive]

I think it was an inside job.

[via I Am Bored]

Alright…  Heart shirt, check.  Angels wings, check.  Fanny pack, check.  No, I guess I did remember everything…

[via Poorly Dressed]

Created for the Cupcake Project, the "Buffalo Chicken Super Bowl Cupcake" is real and not a joke.

They have "hot sauce and blue cheese in the cake and a blue cheese buttercream frosting" and supposedly they taste amazing.  Yes, that's a real chicken wing on top.

They're also guaranteed to get you back up to your high school offensive lineman weight.  Which is what the Super Bowl is all about really.

I know the Tosh.0 Blog ain't Martha Stewart Living, but if you want the recipe, it's here.  Find yourself a girlfriend and tell her to get baking.

[via Neatorama]

Of course the Amish go to Hooters.  They sure as hell can't watch the game at home.  They don't even have a TV.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Hey, my eyes are up here.

No, not there. On the other side of my head.

[via Clearly Dope]

Congratulations to FND Films, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Celery," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Yes, that's an entire Thanksgiving turkey dinner, Buffalo wings style.

And you thought guys couldn't make Thanksgiving any more about football.

[via Serious Eats]

According to this article, German officials found traces of cocaine in Red Bull Cola.  

I knew there was a reason I couldn't stop talking about my "wings" when I drank it.

[Article and Photo via Time]