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But I am riding a bike… it's called a Schwing!

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Rafal Pisarski.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Big deal. You've got the bushiest eyebrows in a country of pale, ruddy weirdos that look nothing like George Clooney.

[via Pop Culture Brain]

For months we've been asking you to submit entries to the Tosh.0 College Campus Invasion and now we have a winner! Congratulations, ASU!!!

You didn't even submit a video. And that's why we chose you. You're like the girl in Starbucks that won't make eye-contact. We feel the need to win you over.

See you in September, you egomaniacs.

Sick of having to get your Charlie Sheen rants via the "lame-stream media"?

Who wants to bother watching a two-part Today Show interview?  Give me a break.

Well, around 8pm last night, your prayers were answered: Charlie Sheen joined Twitter.

The "Unemployed Winner…" didn't waste a moment ranting with full #tigerblood force online.  First tweets included:

I have a question: Who keeps letting Charlie Sheen drink all this tiger blood?  I don't think it's good for him.

Well that's embarrassing.  Everyone knows that Elie Wiesel actually finished second at the Holocaust.

Leave it to FOX News to disrespect an entire religion with one word.

[via The Daily What]

Daniel Tosh webchats with Season 2 favorites and crowns the season?s MVP.

Fair suck of the sav! I'm calling the bloke from Australia's Tosh.0 right now to tell him he's got a beaut of Web Redemption on his hands.

[via BuzzFeed]

We challenged you guys to write the next great Tosh.0 promo in the Talk For Tosh Contest. After reading through tons of entries, we've finally found our winner!

Congratulations to James Huneryager of Carmel, IN. If I knew how to pronounce your name, I'd be cheering it!

Here is James' winning promo that will air all week on Comedy Central.

Bravo, James. Bravo.

Wade McGilberry of Mobile, Alabama won $1 million for being the first person to pitch a perfect game in Major League Baseball 2K10.

According to the Associated Press, the 23-year-old plans to use the money to pay off his mortgage and start a family.

Wow.  This kid sure knows how to celebrate.  Paying off your house?  A family?  Those are the things you are supposed to get rid of when you get a million bucks.  You get a new fancier house and a new sluttier wife and then you play video games in your sauna with a diamond-studded controller!

And you don't want little kids around.  You want 18-year-old models bringing you ballpark hot dogs on a silver platter… with fancy ketchup.

At the very least, he could use the money to move out of Alabama…

Introducing your Casual Bracket 2010 Champion:

FRUIT COSTUMES

Are we idiots?  Was it naive of us to think that you guys might take this competition with even an ounce of sincerity?  No and Yes.

We let you do all the voting: What did you think Daniel Tosh should wear when Tosh.0 returns on June 2nd?

And after two wild weeks of competition, you decided the winner: Fruit Costumes.

Mesh Shirts weren't silly enough for you.  Formal Jackets?  God forbid you guys want us to class up the joint!  You had no nostalgia for Starter Jackets.  No one jumped at the opportunity for Jumpsuits.

No, the Tosh.0 fans chose the most ridiculous outfit of the bunch.

Let me take this opportunity to remind you of what we said in our very first Casual Bracket post: "If you're lucky, Daniel might even wear your pick in June! (Though if the past is any indicator, don't plan on getting lucky.)"

Sometimes, you have to create your own luck.  I personally think Daniel was being earnest when he was rooting for Wetsuits.  You may have just broken the man's heart.

But I guess now we wait and see.  What will Daniel be wearing when he walks on stage at 10:30pm / 9:30c on June 2nd on Comedy Central?  Will it be a Fruit Costume?

How the hell should I know?  They have me stuck all the way out in New York!  All I know is, screw Mountain Time.

To see how the entire bracket unfolded, see the final results of the Tosh.0 Casual Bracket 2010 here.

As you may have recently heard, we've been renewed for a third season.  Maybe we'll give you all a chance to redeem yourselves in Casual Bracket 2011.

Don't bank on it.