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So? They're Both Bad For Your Teeth

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 21, 2013 at 5:00PM

More like "Pancaking Bad," am I right? Woooo, I think I just won blogging!

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 1, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Why would you ever need to evaluate "UP"?

Have Throat, Will Travel

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 29, 2012 at 11:00AM

Well, if I had a VAN, I'm sure I'd be a B.J. Champion too.

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Please Do NOT Feed Oysters To The Wildlife

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

I know how to catch one of those. But why would I want to? They're having such a good time.

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Maybe It's Time To Move Out Of Camden

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 6, 2011 at 3:00PM

I prefer Vegas. Where my odds of getting Chlamydia are equal to my odds of winning twenty-five cents at a slot machine.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 8, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Alright, Jus, I think that's the first time anyone has used the #Winning tag properly.

Now let's never do it again.

Now We're All Winning: Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 2, 2011 at 2:00PM

Sick of having to get your Charlie Sheen rants via the "lame-stream media"?

Who wants to bother watching a two-part Today Show interview?  Give me a break.

Well, around 8pm last night, your prayers were answered: Charlie Sheen joined Twitter.

The "Unemployed Winner…" didn't waste a moment ranting with full #tigerblood force online.  First tweets included:

I have a question: Who keeps letting Charlie Sheen drink all this tiger blood?  I don't think it's good for him.

Big Money Betting Against the Pirates

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 6, 2010 at 11:00AM

Baseball doesn't usually take the Internet by storm, but yesterday a lot of people took interest in one man's plan to earn money in 2010 by betting against the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Back in April, Deadspin reported on a guy who was planning to bet $20 against the Pirates for all 162 games of this season.  Well, the season just wrapped up and Deadspin checked back in.

The result: A profit of over $300 dollars.

But don't take our word for it: You can see a spreadsheet documenting every single wager he made during the year.

Next year, I predict that this strategy will be so prominent that bookies will discover that instead of breaking the knees of crooked gamblers, it'll be easier to just go break the knees of every member of the Pirates organization.

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