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Ultimate Hand Warmers

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 7, 2014 at 9:00PM

Your vagina mittens and my knitted penis scarf should hook up sometime.

[via Riot Circus Arts]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Intelligent Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

Intelligent Life

The 4 man bobsled team from Chernobyl is going downhill really fast.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Intelligent Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Intelligent Life

Even aliens deserve a snow day once in awhile.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]

As Pure As The Driven Snow

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

Sochi may be over and done with, but the Minnesota Sex Offender Games are just getting started.

[via Uber Humor]

10 Perfect Putin Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

With the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics coming to a close, it felt like as good a time as any to pay homage to Russia's delightfully disturbing President/Prime Minister/Head Nutball In Charge, Vladimir Putin.

Say what you will about the Russian leader, but maybe President Obama would get a little more respect from his constituents if he took more shirtless horseback rides down Sexpot Canyon.

Click below to see even more perfectly Putin-y pics. And feel free to read aloud in an offensive Russian accent… Show full post