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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Someone Forgot To Bundle Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 5:00PM

Coming to NBC this fall: "Karen And The Nude Dude!"

[via Acid Cow]

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Any Ladies Care To Shovel My Dick?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."

[via Izismile]

How To Go Sledding Without A Sled

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 6:00PM

Step 1: find a friend with the least self-worth.

[via I Am Bored]

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Everybody's Doin' It

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

This must be what an Alaskan Bar Mitzvah looks like.

[via Videogum]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Snow Stallion

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2012 at 12:00PM

It was supposed to be a unicorn, but my mom yelled
at me for using the horn I found in her dresser.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Doug Wilson.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Snow Stallion

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 6, 2012 at 4:00PM


A horse ride more soothing than a tube of Preparation H.

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Make Your Pregnancy Festive

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2011 at 12:00PM

It's one thing to embarrass your own family, but think of the poor snowmen…

[via Bits & Pieces]

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Those Are Some Giant Snow Balls

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 9, 2011 at 11:00AM

Who invited Chris Brown to the snow ball fight?

[via The Chive]

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Freak Out Your Kids This Winter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 6, 2011 at 4:00PM

Now it's not just Santa who sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake.

[via Reddit]

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She's Cold as Ice

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 22, 2011 at 4:00PM

Typically I'd go for the blond, but in this case I'm leaning towards the redhead.

[via The Chive]

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