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Ladies, Take Notes

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 13, 2011 at 3:00PM

I'm on the men's side now.

[via Dangerous Minds]

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80s

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Woah Tag, You Sexist

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 24, 2011 at 5:00PM

WHO ARE WE KIDDING, YOU ARE A WOMAN. GUYS DON'T READ THESE THINGS.

CARRY ON THEN.

[via Eat Liver]

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funny

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 19, 2011 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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creepy

cross-dressing

female

female masks

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Woah Church Sign, You Sexist

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 3:00PM

God is going to be really upset when she hears about this.

[via EatLiver]

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baking

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kitchen

men

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Women's Motocross At The X Games Did Not Go Well

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 1:00PM

Umm, yeah. Well…have you seen us do gymnastics?! We're fantastic at that!

[via TBT]

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bike

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moto x

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At Least One Person Cares About Women's Soccer

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 30, 2011 at 5:00PM

The cool thing about the Women's World Cup is that there's enough room in the stands to really get into it.

[via The HD]

Meet MacGirlver

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 27, 2011 at 5:00PM

It's hard being a woman. We're the weaker sex. And since we don't have muscles and deep voices, we have to work with what we do have.

Boobs.

That's why Stephanie Robinette used her God-given weapons to spray milk all over the deputies that tried to arrest her.

Stephanie faces charges including disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. But those policemen face a lifetime of knowing what breast milk tastes like. So she's the real victor in the end.

[via Weird News]

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arrest

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Boob Jobs: There's An App For That

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

According to the Barstool NY:

Users start by taking a photo of their chest ? the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best ? before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts.

… the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.

Come on. Does this app really "enable" women to see what they will look like with bigger boobs? We can do that already. It's called a push-up bra. And we're all wearing one.

If this app enables anyone, I'd say it's bored beachgoers.

I forgot the volleyball, guys. But I do have the iAugment app…

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The Job That Really Matters

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 2, 2011 at 6:00PM

One day I'm gonna be just like you, Mom! Cleaning my house while a bald guy stands there with his arms crossed.

[via BuzzFeed]

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cleaning

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Runner Refuses to Give Up

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

This video of a runner falling mid-race and still coming back to win has been all over the Net.

It's an amazing, inspirational performance that really hammers home the tried and true expression, "Never give up."

Unless of course you're a man, in which case the competition would have actually been formidable and a comeback attempt would have been futile.  But if you're a woman, "Never give up."

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athlete

fall

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runner

running

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