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I'm on the men's side now.
[via Dangerous Minds]
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The cool thing about the Women's World Cup is that there's enough room in the stands to really get into it.
[via The HD]
It's hard being a woman. We're the weaker sex. And since we don't have muscles and deep voices, we have to work with what we do have.
Boobs.
That's why Stephanie Robinette used her God-given weapons to spray milk all over the deputies that tried to arrest her.
Stephanie faces charges including disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. But those policemen face a lifetime of knowing what breast milk tastes like. So she's the real victor in the end.
[via Weird News]
According to the Barstool NY:
Users start by taking a photo of their chest ? the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best ? before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts.
… the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.
Come on. Does this app really "enable" women to see what they will look like with bigger boobs? We can do that already. It's called a push-up bra. And we're all wearing one.
If this app enables anyone, I'd say it's bored beachgoers.
I forgot the volleyball, guys. But I do have the iAugment app…
One day I'm gonna be just like you, Mom! Cleaning my house while a bald guy stands there with his arms crossed.
[via BuzzFeed]
This video of a runner falling mid-race and still coming back to win has been all over the Net.
It's an amazing, inspirational performance that really hammers home the tried and true expression, "Never give up."
Unless of course you're a man, in which case the competition would have actually been formidable and a comeback attempt would have been futile. But if you're a woman, "Never give up."
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