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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

[photo via Daily of the Day]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Most people just pick their nose the whole time.

If everyone has a different version of hell, this is Jessica Simpson's.

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Fat Bottle Ninja (above)
• A cheerleader fell on her face
• A monkey got a workout
• Two dudes got on their knees in this week's Video Breakdown
• We learned how to sing with Ken's vocal training
• And Daniel showed you how to follow him on Instagram.

Later she's gonna get the HPV vaccine while having unprotected sex with a frat boy.

[via Daily of the Day]

Just checking to see if I'm still fat.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

<<blinks>> ..I'm sorry, what were you saying?

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Or you could have sex!

[via Jest]

You know marijuana smoking has made you lazy when you can't even be bothered to pick up your bong.

[via I Am Bored]

She sweats more getting out of bed than you will all day.

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