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I can't wait for this girl to become our first and last female president.

[via The Chive]

The deterioration of a man is always a crowd pleaser. Next year he's going as Busey.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Who knew that by 2012 our worst fear would be a bacon shortage.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You hear that, Genocide in Africa?

Thankfully I'm a genius and can decipher what you meant here, Keith. Enjoy our staff's impressive athleticism!

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

It's all that shoulder hair that gives him the extra oomf.

[via Unique Daily]

Last week, we showed you a map of Penis Sizes of the World.

Now our heroes at the Filthy Map Company (they prefer to be referred to as TargetMap) have released the World Map of Average Breast Cup Size.

Next up: World ass sizes.  I have a good feeling about America taking that category.

Alright, won't be posting for awhile.  Moving to Russia.  Or maybe Norway.  I've heard they have good unemployment there and I obviously have no skills that are of any use outside of the English-speaking world.  Other than Certified Boob Inspector.

[via Geekologie]

A number of sites have been publishing this color-coded world map of penis sizes.

Frankly, I'm excited this came out.  I was beginning to think all those times an inspector from the World Map of Penis Sizes Organization stopped me on the street and said he had to look at my penis were for naught.

Thank god I repeatedly showed that guy my penis!

[via Blame It On The Voices]

AWorldOfTweets.com is an amazing site that allows users to visualize where in the world people are tweeting and how popular tweeting is in different areas.

I let the site run for about 10 minutes this afternoon allowing it to compile where different tweets came from during that period.  The resulting image is seen above.

It's interesting what you can learn by looking at this map.  For instance:

1. Everyone is asleep on the eastern side of the globe right now except in Thailand, Malaysia and Indonesia where people must really be into tweeting about how they are banging hookers.  (Just a guess.)
2. Tweeting is more popular on the eastern half of the US than the western half probably because fields of corn still haven't upgraded to smartphones.
3. Twitter isn't very popular in Africa.  They must prefer Google Buzz.

Go check out the site for yourself here.

[via TechCrunch]

We received over eight hundred comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!  (Turns out you guys didn't love Doggy UN.  I don't blame you.)

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: ur mom.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

I haven't seen this many bitches since the finale of The Hills.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!