According to Mashable, "The final game, between USA and Japan, set the new all-time high [tweeting record] with 7,196 per second at the end of the game."
As a point of reference, that record was nearly double the amount of tweets coming in during the Super Bowl which tallied a mere 4,064 tps.
Thus proving my theory, not only are women nearly twice as chatty as men, they're also willing to talk about the boringest shit.
"The previous record was set just as New Year?s Day began this year in Japan ? with 6,939 tweets per second. The Women?s World Cup Final also far outpaces the Men?s World Cup 2010?s most-tweeted match: 3,283 tweets were sent per second when Japan beat Denmark. It?s certainly curious that all of these top-tweeting moments occurred around Japan."
Not curious at all, Mashable.† It just proves my second theory: the Japanese love technology!† I'm going to try to set a new tweeting record by releasing my movie, Godzilla vs. Hello Kitty.