Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- The worst hairdos ever, and by worst I think they mean best
- Instagram unbanned ThatLooksLikeADick. Thank God because I love looking at penis clouds and whatnot.
- A guy called 911 EIGHTY times requesting Kool-Aid, burgers and weed. He got arrested.
- New Pizza Hut App lets you order on your Xbox. Go on, you lazy fucks! Enjoy!
- Painting a hot dog on your iPad using hot dogs. He's disguised his voice so I'm guessing this was made by Donald Trump.
- Happy Hump Day! Here are more girl's asses. Don't say I didn't do you any favors.
- 50 most ridiculous man caves. If you have one of these you'll stay single because ew.
- Here's†what Bruce Jenner looks like this week. The Kardashian Klan has finally turned him into a woman!
- And Andrew Bynum flamenco dancing. Because why not.
[photo via World Wide Interweb]