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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The worst hairdos ever, and by worst I think they mean best
• Instagram unbanned ThatLooksLikeADick. Thank God because I love looking at penis clouds and whatnot.
• A guy called 911 EIGHTY times requesting Kool-Aid, burgers and weed. He got arrested.
• New Pizza Hut App lets you order on your Xbox. Go on, you lazy fucks! Enjoy!
• Painting a hot dog on your iPad using hot dogs. He's disguised his voice so I'm guessing this was made by Donald Trump.
• Happy Hump Day! Here are more girl's asses. Don't say I didn't do you any favors.
• 50 most ridiculous man caves. If you have one of these you'll stay single because ew.
• Here's what Bruce Jenner looks like this week. The Kardashian Klan has finally turned him into a woman!
• And Andrew Bynum flamenco dancing. Because why not.

[photo via World Wide Interweb]

I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

[via I am Bored]

Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

You voted, Rimjobs won. Simple as that.

By the way, every time I look at this photo I picture one of them saying, "Hey, let's get friendship bracelets" and the other one saying, "Nah, bro. Let's get something that will last forever." Aww.

Speaking of beautiful moments captured in ink, many of you will be pleased to know that Blowjob Butterfly came in 2nd place. YAY.

The crown goes to Spartan High School Style because a) it's clear the winner had to be a Gangnam Style cover and b) who doesn't love to watch kids be totally and completely awkward?

Stay in school.

What, this sugary confection doesn't look delicious to you?

It was a very close call, but Cold Sore Cupcake has come out on top as 2012's worst product. The very sexy Men's Pantie Stocking lost the title by only 26 votes, which goes to show that every single one of you can make a difference in this world!!

So yeah. Cold Sore Cupcake. Ew.

Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.

Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Butterfly Blowjob
• Racist
• Rimbjobs
• Flying Lady Parts
• #1 Dick Sucka

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

So did you guys kiss?

You're just jealous because your skirt doesn't have arm holes.

[via Izismile]