Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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GUY #1: So I really appreciate The Discovery Channel taking the time to meet with us. Our show idea is called "Wow, That's Incredible." Basically, we just walk around filming stuff with an iPhone and we watch it and mention how incredible it is and say "Wow" and stuff.
GUY #2: Sometimes I say "Holy cow."
GUY #1: Oh, yeah. He actually says "Holy cow" a lot.
GUY #2: Yeah, a decent amount.
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: Do you guys even know anything about nature?
GUY #2: I know about spinnerets and whatever.
GUY #1: Yeah, and I can tell you when things are wide and when they are not wide.
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: How did you guys get in here?
GUY #1: We just walked in. There was no one at the front gate.
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL: Wow, that's incredible.
[via Viral Viral Videos]
OMIGODHOWDIDSHEDOTHAT?
It's magic!!!
Okay, now make The New Adventures of Old Christine disappear.
[via VVV]
Red Shirt Guy, aka InsaneGuyofDOOM, has broken his silence regarding the event:
"Hello, I am the "Red Shirt Kid" and I would like to clarify that my voice does not sound like that regularly. I was incredibly nervous at? the time and the fact that I could hear my voice coming out so strangely only added to my fear. In a normal conversation I am far more fluent. Thank you."
There's no need to clarify, Red. Did Double Rainbow Guy explain himself? Did Antoine Dodson explain himself? Did Mel Gibson explain himself?! NO!
And what do all these men have in common? Internetfamy. So just go with it, Red. You'll be a Halloween costume soon enough.
[via Geekologie]
Mike is really upset that I'm posting this clip of turtle sex because he's the one with the turtle video experience.
But I'm the one with experience making the boys say "wow" while we do it on camera. So I have dibs on this too.
What? It's hard to find a job when you first move to L.A.
[via CH]

Variety reported yesterday that Sam Raimi, best known for directing the Spiderman franchise, has signed on to direct Warcraft, a live-action movie based on the video game World of Warcraft.
Variety states: "The plan is for Raimi to…shoot the picture after he completes work on 'Spider-Man 4,' which gets under way early next year."
Um… Let's do some math. That means Spidey 4 begins shooting early 2010. IMDB has that flick slated for a 2011 release. Meaning Warcraft might not hit theaters until 2012.
Didn't WoW hit critical mass back around 2006? That means the movie version will arrive around 5 – 6 years beyond that — a perfect amount of time for 13 year old computer nerds to become image conscious college kids, yet nowhere near enough time to trigger fond nostalgia.
Enjoy taking a $100 million dollar bath Warner Bros!!
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