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Posted: 03/12/13
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The Lonely Island boys had a big hit with their SNL Digital Short "Dick in a Box," but some enterprising entrepreneur out there poses the question, "Who needs a box?"
That's the plan behind the patent you see above of what the inventor calls a "Decorative Penile Wrap."
Or at least I think that was the plan. Far be it from me to be able to get inside the head of a man who invents a decorative penile wrap.
Also, again, not to say I am better than a man who would invent decorative penile wrap …but a snowman? Somehow there's nothing less logical than shoving your junk into a pile of snow.
More ridiculous and real holiday-themed patents can be found at Dumb as a Blog.
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