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Keeps My Junk Fresh All Day Long

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 26, 2013 at 3:00PM

ballwrap

JK, my balls are really stewy and unpleasant.

[via Izismile]

Christmas Gift Ideas: Decorative Holiday-Themed Penile Wrap

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 16, 2010 at 2:00PM

The Lonely Island boys had a big hit with their SNL Digital Short "Dick in a Box," but some enterprising entrepreneur out there poses the question, "Who needs a box?"

That's the plan behind the patent you see above of what the inventor calls a "Decorative Penile Wrap."

Or at least I think that was the plan.  Far be it from me to be able to get inside the head of a man who invents a decorative penile wrap.

Also, again, not to say I am better than a man who would invent decorative penile wrap …but a snowman?  Somehow there's nothing less logical than shoving your junk into a pile of snow.

More ridiculous and real holiday-themed patents can be found at Dumb as a Blog.

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