You Got The Date Wrong
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[via lulz]
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Pop quiz: How do you fail a test before you even start it? By doing this.
Hey, Sebastian. When you get kicked out of school you've got a job waiting for you on the ol' Tosh blog.
[via lulz]
So let me get this straight: They asked 100 men "Name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16," and zero people answered "penis"?
I'm not sure if my penis is any bigger now than it was when I was 16; still, I thought "penis" at least three times before she even gave that answer. Hell, I'm still thinking "penis" has to be the best answer. It's just something about the way he asks it.
Regardless, my penis is definitely bigger than it was before I watched that video, because that video is HOT!
[via CollegeHumor]
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