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I completely understand him, but I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering what the hell that chick is doing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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[via Unique Daily]

He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

[via Izismile]

Yes, it's true. "Kai The Hatchet-Wiedling Hitchhiker" is officially wanted for murder. His bail is set at $3 million dollars, he has cut his hair in attempt to conceal himself on the run, and the victim died of blunt force trama.

The SHOCKING part of this story, is that Kai is 34-years-old. Am I the only idiot who thought he was like, 22?

[via New York Magazine]

Congratulations to DCVDNS, creator of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

She's a disgusting human but she gives an EXCELLENT back scratch.

[via No Way Girl]

Kind of embarrassing that her mom still packs her jacket.

[via Break]

Also: Thank her for aborting the other ones when she was in high school.

[via Izismile]

Tastes like pregnant Kim Kardashian on a hot summer day!

[via Fail Nation]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Right? How sexy are hens.

Also, because this blog is a concierge service of sorts, I've pulled this clip for you to enjoy. Have a nice day.

Hey, how's your Doritos Locos Taco? (Pussy.)

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