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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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I wish I were as committed to anything as this man is to having a loose anus.

[via CollegeHumor]

Buying peppermints at Walgreens: $2.99.

Making your friends eat toothpaste: priceless.

[via I am Bored]

Yours, The Most Attractive Family in America.

[via The Chive]

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Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to the newest writer for Tosh.0.

If there's one thing the internet needs more of, it's Mafia bosses singing Christmas songs.

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If only you could wipe off tattoos with old Cheetoh dust.

[via I Am Bored]

Don't worry, the kid I stole this from has been dead for months.

[via The Chive]

"More emphysema." -His vocal coach

And yes, this happened on the same day that DMX tried to work a computer.

[via Stuff I Stole From The Internet]

But if you do, make sure you have manboobs to break your fall.

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