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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

The Classic Rivalry Rages On

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 6, 2013 at 6:00PM

Wake me when they get to the swimsuit competition.

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Gotta Protect My Babies (Fries)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2013 at 12:00PM

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"SHIT where's Dylan?! He must've slipped through my greasy hands!"

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 3, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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10 Gross Fast Food Items That Will Defeat Your Liver

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

Remember when KFC's Double Down was the King of Nasty-Ass Food Concoctions? Well hang on to your hat, Grandpa, cuz times have changed! We've scoured the globe (well, Google) to bring you ten of the grossest, most bizarre, barely edible fast food items that you can buy on Planet Earth. Like Pizza Hut's Squirting Crust Pizza (above), or Jollibee's Tuna Pie (below).

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Okay There Are Officially Too Many Card Sections

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

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I assume the inside says, "I'm here for you while you eat more/do less drugs."

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Good News If You Like Antiques And/Or You're A Pedophile

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 1, 2013 at 3:00PM

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If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

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You'll Definitely Get A Boyfriend Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

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Excuse Me, Sir? You're About To Die.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

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It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 26, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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He's Hit Puberty. At Full Speed.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 26, 2013 at 2:00PM

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Even Wolverine had an awkward stage.

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